First Successful Lizard-Human DNA Cross

Here's the world's first successful crossing of lizard and human DNA. Click on the picture for a better view.

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Squirt 030. Celebrities are still stupid, gushy poops and sweet farts, and Marshmallow Mountain.

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Squirt 029. Asparagus, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corrola, celebrities are fake, Whoopi Goldberg, funny tweet, listener messages, website redesign, recording in the car, jalapeno poop, movie trailers, Super 8, The Adjustment Bureau, Transformers 3, Russian survey, stupid facts, poops and farts, the show on iTunes, and Queezitch.

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How monkeys start their day

A fresh breeze in the morning.

Super 8 trailer

This has the potential to be a new classic.

Best Star Trek

Perhaps the best Star Trek ever made.

New design feedback

I know at least one person doesn't care for the new design, so keep that feedback coming so I can get an accurate idea of what people are thinking.

If there's call for it, I can change the design to a more simple one, with either a light or dark background.

Here are two examples of the light background:

And here are two examples of the dark background:

Seth MacFarlane found at zoo

Someone found Seth MacFarlane at the zoo and decided to take a video of him.

How to leave a voicemail

You want to leave a voicemail for the show, but you're not sure what to say? Just follow this quick guide.

Call (206) 203-1904.

Say, "Hey, this is [insert name]. My favorite farts are [your favorite type of farts]."

It's that simple.

New site design

The design of the website has been updated. Let me know what you think. Send an e-mail, call the voicemail number, leave a comment on the website, or leave a comment on Twitter.

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Big poops.

Squirt 028. Rock throwing, listener messages, eat at Joe's, some people like Stargate Universe, and mega poops and farts.

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Small poops.

Squirt 027. Yoda Squirts on YouTube, new voicemail number, midget jokes, celebrities, Richard Dreyfuss, small poops, and Tommy Tibbons and the Bathroom.

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