Squirt 16

This one's warm.

The link to the Japanese cat cartoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc15NHqFSEo

Squirt 16. Skinflint, Japanese cartoon cat, rolling balls, taking a dump, voicemails, and jokes.

Squirt 16

Squirt 15

Another squirt! And it's dripping!

Squirt 15. Fast food farts, Tiddlywinks, pirate, listener e-mails, voicemails, assembly kits, poop smells, taking a dump, The View, and scratching your crotch.

Squirt 15

Squirt 14

What's that? It's a squirt!

Squirt 14. Nuns, underwear, Asian question, gear update, Kim Kardashian, hard things, voicemail extravaganza, offer, and dry patches.

Squirt 14

Squirt 13

I squirted!

Squirt 13. Appreciating women, bulls, balls, messy dump, green poop, voicemail, puke, joke, spanking, and urban dictionary.

Squirt 13

Squirt 12

A new squirt, spraying out to the world!

Squirt 12. A cowgirl, a story, voicemails, Isaiah Washington, Slate and The Landlord, Rockstar, massage parlor, Mr. T, and Snickers.

Squirt 12

Squirt 11

It's time for everyone to squirt again!

Squirt 11. George Lucas and comedy, picking your nose, holy crap, proper references, a listener joke, voicemails, sweaty crack, the future, and Nascar.

Squirt 11

Squirt 10

A new squirt! Hooray! And this one features the new intro music.

Squirt 10. New intro music, a new voicemail number again, adventures in wiping, listener e-mail and a joke, different levels, voicemail, true story, hyphenations, hamster cage review, redneck pickup lines, cereal toys, crotch, the Count, and food.

Squirt 10

Coming Soon

I just wanted to let everyone know that squirt 10 will be coming out on Monday or Tuesday. This weekend will be pretty busy for me, but I should be able to have it out by then. Keep listening!

New Voicemail Number

The old voicemail number has expired, so if you'd like to leave a voicemail, please use the new number. I know I haven't put a show out for a while, but I'll be putting out a new show soon, and then I'll be back to putting out new shows regularly once again.

(206) 337-2654

Squirt 9

Look! It's a new squirt! Don't step in it!

Squirt 9. Goose problem, tasteful joke, alien fetish, and monkey turds.

Squirt 9

Squirt 8

There's some good music in this one.

Squirt 8. The return of MC Hammer, country poop, some anagrams, a pirate joke, The Scotsman's Kilt, and women that Jedis love.

Squirt 8

Squirt 7

Yoda Squirts is now on iTunes.

Squirt 7. Yoda Squirts on iTunes, midget news, masturbation jokes, and a true Jedi.

Squirt 7

Squirt 6

A good story this time.

Squirt 6. Fantasia isn't poor, a strange fan, poop loaf, and Rabbits story.

Squirt 6

Squirt 5

It's squirtastic!

Squirt 5. Upside down chocolate geyser, poop that makes you tingle, sayings from a fat girl, sliding tits, a voicemail from the voicemail experiment, butts that slope, quotes about Paris Hilton, and a friendly reminder.

Squirt 5

Squirt 4

Here's the new show. If you like it, don't forget to tell your friends.

Squirt 4. Sending farts, how you found the show, a new book, a tit survey, strange news, top signs you masturbate too much, a good way to get hit after screwing, listeners around the world, dirty jokes, and a voicemail experiment.

Squirt 4

Squirt 3

Time for another show. Pay special attention to the new voicemail number.

Squirt 3. A new voicemail number, nipples that point down, wooden penises, huge penis in the movie theater, Captain Shenanigans and his Pleasure Poodles, squishy tits, and blue balls.

Squirt 3

Squirt 2

It's a new month and here's a new show.

Squirt 2. A dirty joke, Winnie the Pooh up the butt, chocolate sunshine, no soap, and Paris Hilton isn't all that great.

Squirt 2

Voicemail Number

I set up a voicemail number for the show. Call in and leave your comments. All voicemails will be played on the show.

(206) 600-3065

Squirt 1

Here's the first squirt for the show. I hope you enjoy it. I'm not saying it's always going to be a short show, but it's certainly a short show for now. Send in e-mails and leave comments on the website.

Squirt 1. Doritos destroy your butt, spunk-filled eggs, and Marty the Magnificent Midget.

Squirt 1

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