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Friday, January 28, 2011

Adding to the numbers

In an effort to increase the listener base, a YouTube channel has been set up for the show and some of the squirts will be published on YouTube in addition to the regular feed.

http://www.youtube.com/yodasquirts

Also, the show now has a new voicemail number.

(206) 203-1904

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Squirt 026

Squirt loaf.

Squirt 026. Lady Gaga's earlier job, subscribe to the Twitter feed, new Toyota ads, another Toyota recall, lots of poop, and Tommy Tibbons and the Tower.

Squirt 026

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Squirt 025b

A short squirt.

Here's the link to the page about poop provided by Tyler.

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

Squirt 025b. A special squirt.

Squirt 025b

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Squirt 025

Lots of squirt.

Here's the link to the song mentioned on the show.

http://www.parodyprincess.com/mp3/Diarrhea.mp3

Squirt 025. Feed is fixed, Lady Gaga's old job, Sega urinal video games, e-mails, lots of poop, and Special Performance.

Squirt 025

Saturday, January 08, 2011

Twitter

Hey butt nuggets, you see that blue button over on the right-hand side of the page? That's the link to the show's Twitter feed. You should go subscribe.

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Squirt 024

Musical squirts.

Squirt 024. Poop music, Katy Perry, Narnia, Tron, 3D movies, poop, and Tommy Tibbons and the Black Hole.

Squirt 024

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Squirt 023

Silky squirt.

Squirt 023. Blue balls fun, more sweet poop, in my car, Twitter, ball tickle story, and Clash of the Titans.

Squirt 023

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Squirt 022

Refined squirts.

Squirt 022. Lady Gaga is a mangy dog, an e-mail, Stargate Universe is canceled, more poop, and Tommy Tibbons and Dan B. Brown.

Squirt 022

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Squirt 021

Some super squirting fun.

Squirt 021. American Idol, super squirts, and Tommy Tibbons and the Aliens.

Squirt 021

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Squirt 019

It's in my pants.

Squirt 019. Midgets, pooping, getting people excited, possible community features, Tommy Tibbons and the Elk, cooters, and political correctness.

Squirt 019

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Squirt 018

The brown sound.

Squirt 018. Pounding a hot chick, doggie chocolate, dirty cooter, Dan Brown, butt fun, Sarah Silverman, The Count, me pooping a lot, and junk touching.

Squirt 018

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Squirt 017

A fresh, sweet flow of squirt.

Squirt 017. Voicemails, e-mails, sack rubbing, dogs' buttholes, Asian women, and a story.

Squirt 017

Monday, September 03, 2007

Squirt 16

This one's warm.

The link to the Japanese cat cartoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc15NHqFSEo

Squirt 16. Skinflint, Japanese cartoon cat, rolling balls, taking a dump, voicemails, and jokes.

Squirt 16

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Squirt 15

Another squirt! And it's dripping!

Squirt 15. Fast food farts, Tiddlywinks, pirate, listener e-mails, voicemails, assembly kits, poop smells, taking a dump, The View, and scratching your crotch.

Squirt 15

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Squirt 14

What's that? It's a squirt!

Squirt 14. Nuns, underwear, Asian question, gear update, Kim Kardashian, hard things, voicemail extravaganza, offer, and dry patches.

Squirt 14

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Squirt 13

I squirted!

Squirt 13. Appreciating women, bulls, balls, messy dump, green poop, voicemail, puke, joke, spanking, and urban dictionary.

Squirt 13

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Squirt 12

A new squirt, spraying out to the world!

Squirt 12. A cowgirl, a story, voicemails, Isaiah Washington, Slate and The Landlord, Rockstar, massage parlor, Mr. T, and Snickers.

Squirt 12

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Squirt 11

It's time for everyone to squirt again!

Squirt 11. George Lucas and comedy, picking your nose, holy crap, proper references, a listener joke, voicemails, sweaty crack, the future, and Nascar.

Squirt 11

Friday, May 18, 2007

Squirt 10

A new squirt! Hooray! And this one features the new intro music.

Squirt 10. New intro music, a new voicemail number again, adventures in wiping, listener e-mail and a joke, different levels, voicemail, true story, hyphenations, hamster cage review, redneck pickup lines, cereal toys, crotch, the Count, and food.

Squirt 10

Friday, March 16, 2007

Coming Soon

I just wanted to let everyone know that squirt 10 will be coming out on Monday or Tuesday. This weekend will be pretty busy for me, but I should be able to have it out by then. Keep listening!