Squirt 6

A good story this time.

Squirt 6. Fantasia isn't poor, a strange fan, poop loaf, and Rabbits story.

Squirt 6

Squirt 5

It's squirtastic!

Squirt 5. Upside down chocolate geyser, poop that makes you tingle, sayings from a fat girl, sliding tits, a voicemail from the voicemail experiment, butts that slope, quotes about Paris Hilton, and a friendly reminder.

Squirt 5

Squirt 4

Here's the new show. If you like it, don't forget to tell your friends.

Squirt 4. Sending farts, how you found the show, a new book, a tit survey, strange news, top signs you masturbate too much, a good way to get hit after screwing, listeners around the world, dirty jokes, and a voicemail experiment.

Squirt 4

Squirt 3

Time for another show. Pay special attention to the new voicemail number.

Squirt 3. A new voicemail number, nipples that point down, wooden penises, huge penis in the movie theater, Captain Shenanigans and his Pleasure Poodles, squishy tits, and blue balls.

Squirt 3

Squirt 2

It's a new month and here's a new show.

Squirt 2. A dirty joke, Winnie the Pooh up the butt, chocolate sunshine, no soap, and Paris Hilton isn't all that great.

Squirt 2