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Squirt 032. Twitter, Kathy Griffin's head, build it, poops and farts, a voicemail, and intelligence.

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Squirt 031. Charlie Sheen, farts, and Tommy Tibbons and the Lizard.

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First Successful Lizard-Human DNA Cross

Here's the world's first successful crossing of lizard and human DNA. Click on the picture for a better view.

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Squirt 030. Celebrities are still stupid, gushy poops and sweet farts, and Marshmallow Mountain.

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Squirt 029. Asparagus, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corrola, celebrities are fake, Whoopi Goldberg, funny tweet, listener messages, website redesign, recording in the car, jalapeno poop, movie trailers, Super 8, The Adjustment Bureau, Transformers 3, Russian survey, stupid facts, poops and farts, the show on iTunes, and Queezitch.

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How monkeys start their day

A fresh breeze in the morning.

Super 8 trailer

This has the potential to be a new classic.

Best Star Trek

Perhaps the best Star Trek ever made.

New design feedback

I know at least one person doesn't care for the new design, so keep that feedback coming so I can get an accurate idea of what people are thinking.

If there's call for it, I can change the design to a more simple one, with either a light or dark background.

Here are two examples of the light background:

And here are two examples of the dark background:

Seth MacFarlane found at zoo

Someone found Seth MacFarlane at the zoo and decided to take a video of him.

How to leave a voicemail

You want to leave a voicemail for the show, but you're not sure what to say? Just follow this quick guide.

Call (206) 203-1904.

Say, "Hey, this is [insert name]. My favorite farts are [your favorite type of farts]."

It's that simple.

New site design

The design of the website has been updated. Let me know what you think. Send an e-mail, call the voicemail number, leave a comment on the website, or leave a comment on Twitter.

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Big poops.

Squirt 028. Rock throwing, listener messages, eat at Joe's, some people like Stargate Universe, and mega poops and farts.

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Small poops.

Squirt 027. Yoda Squirts on YouTube, new voicemail number, midget jokes, celebrities, Richard Dreyfuss, small poops, and Tommy Tibbons and the Bathroom.

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Adding to the numbers

In an effort to increase the listener base, a YouTube channel has been set up for the show and some of the squirts will be published on YouTube in addition to the regular feed.

http://www.youtube.com/yodasquirts

Also, the show now has a new voicemail number.

(206) 203-1904

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Squirt loaf.

Squirt 026. Lady Gaga's earlier job, subscribe to the Twitter feed, new Toyota ads, another Toyota recall, lots of poop, and Tommy Tibbons and the Tower.

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A short squirt.

Here's the link to the page about poop provided by Tyler.

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

Squirt 025b. A special squirt.

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Lots of squirt.

Here's the link to the song mentioned on the show.

http://www.parodyprincess.com/mp3/Diarrhea.mp3

Squirt 025. Feed is fixed, Lady Gaga's old job, Sega urinal video games, e-mails, lots of poop, and Special Performance.

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Twitter

Hey butt nuggets, you see that blue button over on the right-hand side of the page? That's the link to the show's Twitter feed. You should go subscribe.

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Musical squirts.

Squirt 024. Poop music, Katy Perry, Narnia, Tron, 3D movies, poop, and Tommy Tibbons and the Black Hole.

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